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Tough vinyl construction and a solid magnetic backing hold the design flat against your vehicle while the matte finish keeps glare low and the vintage-style lettering and eagle artwork readable from a distance. It layers easily over bumpers or metal panels to add personality to road trips, rallies, tailgates, or everyday drives — a cheeky conversation starter that wears well outdoors and can be removed when you need a cleaner look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% PVC vinyl construction\u003cbr\u003e- All-weather durable with matte finish\u003cbr\u003e- Black magnetic backing on white vinyl base\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with digital-direct printing (DDP) in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e7.5'' × 4.5''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"7.5'' × 4.5'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":47291932704943,"sku":"17293335052121529117","price":6.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/4539\/3071\/files\/9254145177361950443_2048.jpg?v=1785626540"},{"product_id":"we-re-f-ck-d-bear-in-canadian-jersey-novelty-outdoor-banner-double-sided-flag","title":"“We’re F*ck’d” Bear in Canadian Jersey Novelty Outdoor Banner - Double-Sided Flag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis double-sided flag brings bold attitude and clear personality to any space. Printed on durable polyester, it shows rich, vintage-style lettering and a cheeky mascot illustration on both sides so the message reads strong from either direction. Lightweight and weather-ready, the flag hangs easily from grommets and adds a spirited, irreverent touch to porches, dorm rooms, patios, or game-day setups. It’s meant for people who like their decor loud, unapologetic, and built to last.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester fabric for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, double-sided print for visibility both ways\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight construction for easy hanging and display\u003cbr\u003e- Metal grommets reinforced for secure mounting\u003cbr\u003e- High-definition color that resists fading\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e12'' × 18''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12'' × 18''","offer_id":47291942633647,"sku":"48931983011533059018","price":31.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/4539\/3071\/files\/18015898366959913202_2048.jpg?v=1785627256"},{"product_id":"we-re-f-ck-d-patriotic-bald-eagle-outdoor-banner-double-sided-flag","title":"\"We’re F*ck’d\" Patriotic Bald Eagle Outdoor Banner -Double-Sided Flag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis double-sided flag carries bold, unapologetic energy. Rendered on lightweight polyester with bright, crisp printing on both sides, the design reads as a rugged, tongue-in-cheek declaration—large distressed lettering with a patriotic eagle motif that flips correctly on each face. Metal grommets at the corner make it simple to hang on a porch, backyard pole, fence, or inside a game room. It breathes in the breeze and keeps color clarity through seasons, adding a gritty, ironic statement to a garage, tailgate, or political-watch gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring it out for rowdy backyard barbecues, election nights, or when you want a blunt, humorous accent at a campsite or man-cave. The lightweight polyester lets it fly easily while the double-sided print ensures the message reads from either side of the yard. 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It feels like a rowdy banner waved at backyard barbecues, tailgates, hockey-watch parties, or any moment when friends trade resigned laughs about the latest chaos. Lightweight and color-rich, the design stays visible from both sides so your message reads whether it’s hung on a porch, clipped to a railing, or displayed indoors. The metal grommets make mounting easy and secure, while the durable polyester weathers spirited use and keeps colors popping.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHang it where people gather, where banter starts, and where the mood is more about shared disbelief than decorum. It suits folks who enjoy blunt humor, sports rivalries, and casual, laugh-out-loud décor. 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Weather-ready PVC and a magnetic backing mean it travels with you through sun, rain, and winter roads without peeling or fading. 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